But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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