hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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