How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
You can't just leave with hair like that
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who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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