Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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