If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize