Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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