You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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