Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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