I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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