everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
We got so high we made milksteak
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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