Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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