she looked like the bat from fern gully.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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