drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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