found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Do plants get herpes?
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