Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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