yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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