So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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