break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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