i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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