Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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