I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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