all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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