Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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