No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
of course. lets lasso hookers.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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