I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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