its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
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This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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She made me pour olive oil on her.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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