Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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