i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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