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  • 88 54
    Submitted by stewie85 on Feb 16, 11 at 2:31pm

    Lol! I wana get chocolate basted! Haha

    • 72 51
      Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 16, 11 at 2:38pm

      you deserve a thumbs up, sir.

  • 84 71
    Submitted by said8ED on Feb 16, 11 at 3:19pm

    You don't have to call me "Captain"

  • 76 61
    Submitted by HaileySue on Feb 17, 11 at 1:12am

    @GoodLuckImWhite, being as annoying and pathetically stupid as you should be illegal. And so should your existence. All you do is say how dumb other people are, when in all reality, you're the dumb one. So do us all a favor and shut up!!

  • 65 47
    Submitted by Chesticles on Feb 18, 11 at 2:12am

    Breakfast of champions!

  • 72 63
    Submitted by ffac789 on Feb 16, 11 at 2:14pm

    you guys are gonna get soooo basted.

  • 63 48
    Submitted by afitz21 on Feb 16, 11 at 2:45pm

    Hey whatever works for ya haha

  • 66 58
    Submitted by hils07 on Feb 16, 11 at 11:01pm

    This is awesome who ever said it should be illegal is stupid

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Irisheveryday on Feb 17, 11 at 2:20am

    If alcohol were illegal the Irish would have a chance of taking over the world.

    • 60 51
      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 17, 11 at 2:24pm

      ..or finishing Middle School! I jest..

  • 61 52
    Submitted by clamsmash on Feb 16, 11 at 11:24pm

    if youre using a turkey baster, the more effective method would be to squirt the shot in another orifice...

  • 62 63
    Submitted by luvisthenewblack on Feb 16, 11 at 3:11pm

    Lmao stewie

  • 65 90
    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 16, 11 at 10:03pm

    Anyone who said this is a good night is dumb. Alcohol should be illegal

    • 57 71
      Submitted by said8ED on Feb 17, 11 at 2:26pm

      Limiting me to 1 thumbs down is unfair