We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i would punch a child for taco bell
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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