i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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