Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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