i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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