Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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