The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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