you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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