im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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