dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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