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    Submitted by llamachicaou on Feb 2, 13 at 11:55pm

    Hey, if I had to grow a human being for 9 months and put up with it kicking me in the ribs & generally being a parasitic jackass, I'd want a stiff drink ASAP, too.

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      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 3, 13 at 12:58am

      I see 18-30 years of stiff drinks in front of you.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 2, 13 at 2:11pm

    Replace Jameson with Seagram's Seven Crown and you have my parents.

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    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Feb 3, 13 at 12:02am

    So much for breastfeeding!

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    Submitted by sagus on Feb 2, 13 at 10:45pm

    A slight alcoholic maybe?

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      Submitted by WV_kiwi on Feb 2, 13 at 11:58pm

      no uterus, no opinion