Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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