dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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