hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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