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  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:09am

    . . .and you've grown up to have a cock in your mouth.

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:34pm

    please help us all, just put it between your eyes and pull the trigger

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 9:18pm

    Montgomery gentry!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 61 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:08pm

    Actually MG co-wrote the song with Kevin Fowler so you're all right (or wrong)? Regardless, stop posting other people's thoughts. I miss original ideas on this site!

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:50am

    way to text song lyrics.

  • 54 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:37am

    good job kevin fowler

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:47am

    You were also born with a Ed Hardy shirt on

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:54am

    It's Kevin Fowler not Montgomery Gentry. If you gonna call some one and idiot and tell the to FYL... at least get it right.

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:18pm

    this is not original...its song lyrics...

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:17pm

    you were probably also conceived in the back of a pick up truck by two toothless barfly's who were drinking bong water

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:01pm

    ok. get it the fuck right: whoever sang that line, mg or kevin fowler, is irrelevant, because black flag sang almost the same thing way before these two bands. "i was born with a bottle in my mouth! SIX PACK!"

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:00am

    Actually Long Line of Losers is by Kevin Fowler

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:42am

    This would be from Sarasota.

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:11pm

    i was born with an adult-size cock!

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:51am

    941!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell yea!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:10am

    yup that's a line from the new MG single "Long Line of Losers". Texting song lyrics and trying to pass them off as yours. FYL

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:16pm

    Yea Kevin Fowler sings way better than MG does. FUCK MG

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:27pm

    Yes 12:11, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:40pm

    if you knew the 941..this would totally make sense. get with it losers.

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:52pm

    I'm from a long line of booooooozers.......

  • 22 15
    Submitted by dash_coexist on Mar 29, 12 at 4:29pm

    But with no alcohol?! What the hell!!!

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:46pm

    9:29 and 9:37... way to be on top of it. Written/originally recorded by Kevin Fowler for his "Bring It On" CD of '07, then redone for Montgomery Gentry's CD "Back When I Knew it All". And Kevin Fowler does the better job of it.

  • 53 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:29am

    thats from the chorus of "long line of losers" by montgomery gentry. at least pretend to be original.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:35pm

    What is that shit? Hillbilly music? Fuck you stumpfuckers.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:44am

    You were also born with a vagina and a penis.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by crazycountry27 on Apr 7, 10 at 5:13pm

    Fuck Montgomery Gentry. Kevin Fowler did it first and BETTER.

  • 23 24
    Submitted by AllFuggedUp on Feb 15, 12 at 3:09am

    that explains where the rednecked condom ended up when it fell off. just enough to cover the tip she said......

  • 42 62
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 29, 10 at 9:03am

    I was Born... Shotglass in my hand...\nBehind the Rum, I'll make my Final Stand...\n(Bad Parody [...I won't deny...] )

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 6:28pm

    people from sarasota would freak out this much. chill out.. just becauseyour TFLN wasn't cool enough to get posted

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:50am

    I bet that hurt your mother's womb