If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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