I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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