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  • 90 41
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 11:57am

    Hammock.. Unless its a girl named hamik.

  • 62 46
    Submitted by spencergh2 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:42pm

    Hammock. Retard

  • 56 36
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 18, 10 at 10:17pm

    This sounds so epic that I'll ignore the painful spelling error.

  • 57 44
    Submitted by footballplayer on Jul 18, 10 at 1:10pm

    Way to spell "hammock," dumbass.

  • 52 46
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 12:27am

    Retardninethreeonezero, delete, delete!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:19am

    I'm the Bomb. Like.. Tick Tick!!!

  • 52 50
    Submitted by jpop816 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:02pm

    God, I hate this app. None of the texts are funny and this firsty shit is ridiculous.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 12:45pm

    When you get hungry have a sammich and of course some pretzels.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 11:56am

    Drink water 1st.... Then have some pretzels...

    • 34 44
      Submitted by SMOKEandMIRRORS on Jul 18, 10 at 12:04pm

      Its funny because pretzels would actually help a hangover

  • 39 34
    Submitted by seascape194 on Apr 10, 11 at 12:05pm

    Get over the spelling and/or grammar and just enjoy the content!! Waking up in a hammock at a mansion would be amazing IMHO.

  • 47 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:23pm

    In Firsty world. You don't have to choose

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 2:30pm

    Farking moron. If u react to the firsty ppl they'll keep doing it. Didn't u learn that in school? Now we gotta put up with it forever. Eightyeight

  • 44 48
    Submitted by piebald on Jul 19, 10 at 3:24pm

    Oh my God, learn to spell.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by raerae24 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:21am

    Good job oc

  • 41 44
    Submitted by ihatefirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:33am

    Firsty and all the followers should die a slow painful death

  • 43 57
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 18, 10 at 12:32pm

    If you dont like the site or posts delete the app... Theres tons of other sites for you to play on.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by dz_mugs on Aug 7, 10 at 5:27pm

    I think that was my party

  • 39 52
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 9:35pm

    Jpoop869 if you hate the site so much why do you visit it? You know you need the humor of the firstys.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by FirstyProtege on Jul 18, 10 at 12:54pm

    Ay yo jpop, fuck you dawg. Ay yo op, we heard you like pretzels so we made yo ass a fully loaded pretzel hammock. You officially been pimped.

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 12:39am

    Yeahhh bad spellers .... UTINE !!!

  • 41 69
    Submitted by brookiie4 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:54am

    Firsty

  • 31 50
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 2:08am

    I'm confused now. I'm a bad spelly and a firsty fan. How do I choose? Bella help me??

  • 32 53
    Submitted by r9310 on Jul 18, 10 at 11:36pm

    Your a dumbass it's people like you who make me want to delete this app .. Who the fuck moderates this shit?

  • 41 74
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 18, 10 at 12:01pm

    This person (obviously) is hungover and prolly doesnt care bout their grammer right now. Just sayin.

    • 32 49
      Submitted by ginasays on Jul 18, 10 at 1:30pm

      grammar* And it's not grammar, it's spelling. people don't just spell words wrong purposely because they're hungover, nor do they forget how to spell words. Just my opinion though.

  • 33 66
    Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 19, 10 at 12:21am

    this is TEXTS from last night does everybody here make sure their spelling is perfect while they are texting?\nplus he was assumably hungover when he wrote this so probably wasn't thinking as clearly as possibly, lay off yah grammar nazis!

  • 35 71
    Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 18, 10 at 12:03pm

    These pretzels are making me firsty :)