I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
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I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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