wrigley field is MILF paradise
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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