I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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