You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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