Whod you bang
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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